Things That Could Make the Final Presidential Debate A Lot More Interesting

• Bush utters the following, "My pansy-ass opponent doesn't see it that way..."
• Kerry stops answering questions and just gives specific examples of how the Bush team contradicts itself. Also, whenever the President speaks, Kerry constantly mutters "flip-flop-flip-flop" under his breath. When asked to stop he replies, "What? I wasn't saying anything."
• Bush starts speaking Spanish for a good solid 15 minutes
• Kerry starts speaking French for a good solid 15 minutes
• Moderator does not care or even bother to ask the candidates to speak in English
• Group of third party candidates breaks into the room SWAT-style and "do some justice"
• While shamelessly complimenting each others families again, Kerry says of Laura Bush, "I'd do her."
• While shamelessly complimenting each others running mates, Bush says of John Edwards, "I'd do him."
• After being asked for the millionth time in the past 3 years if he would like to own up to any mistakes, Bush says, "Look I can't personally make mistakes when every thing I say and do is fed to me through this earpiece." Then he yanks out the earpiece and storms off the stage.
• Something of substance is actually said